UPDATE FROM ENGLAND
THIS IS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW RIGHT NOW I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
The Apocalypse: As Documented by Tumblr
Apocalypse update from Canada: Everything is in ruins. Canada is in devastation. The moose have begun forming their own government; we are waiting for their next move.
APOCALYPSE UPDATE FROM AUSTRALIA
Kangaroos everywhere with a murderous gleam in their eyes.Drop bears landing on unsuspecting passers by to eat their intestines.Extremely venomous snakes that are longer than humans slithering at our feet, waiting to attack.Spiders covering every wall.Crocodiles are emerging onto land and are trying...
Update from Canada.
All the snow has turned to maple syrup and we are slowly drowning in it. The moose have all fled leaving us with no escape.
Apocalypse Update from Canada
the moose have taken over but they’ve been very polite about it
Plot Twist: The Australians aren't joking and the apocalypse is actually happening.
reblog if you died in the apocalypse.
You know what I really want to happen?
Everyone who was born before the end of 2012 should all pretend the apocalypse actually happened in December. Like we should all have our war stories and pretend to be veterans and tell our kids and grand kids stories about when we defeated the zombies. And we should write about it in history textbo...
Apocalypse Update: America
They came from the sky. At first, it was just one. People thought it was weird, but after a moment kept going about their business. Then another fell. Then another. And another. Suddenly, the clouds darkened, lightning began to crack, and the heavens opened up as thousands came raining from the s...
Apocalypse update from the UK:
There are cats. With thumbs.