“I’ve never seen him as a villain, you know. When we first met him just happened to be the day he pushed a kid out a window. It happens, we a...”
do you ever feel like everyone is just sick of you
-Hello! -Hello!! -How are you? -Fine! and you? -very good!! -where are you from? -I'm from Chile, an...
shoutout to the people who hate my OTPs and still follow me (????)?*:???
did yuo kno that eating too many yams will turn you into a yami
those urls you would sell your soul for
If you are a man, you should not:
Paint your nails Dye your hair Wear clothes two sizes too small Wear skinny jeans Wear dresses/skirts Wear make-up This is very simple stuff.
when you get asked what your hobbies are
- Caucasian :I'm White
- Mexican :I'm Latino
- Black :I'm Black
- Asian :I'm Black
when people think i’m cool
You Are Boring
Here’s the full text of a piece I wrote for The Magazine a few months ago. I really enjoyed writing it, and would like to thank Marco once again for publishing it there. If you haven’t checked out The Magazine yet, you should. Anyway, here’s why you’re a total snooze: Everything was going great unti...
when the solutions to a medical problem are “reduce stress” i am like? what am i going to do about this????? not go to school?? get rid of my parents??? force myself deeper down the road of total and complete apathy???