Signs Recieveing Good News
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Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
Zodiac Opposites put together.
Aries/ Libra:
Taurus/ Scorpio:
Gemini/ Sagittarius:
Cancer/Capricorn:
Leo/ Aquarius:
Virgo/Pisces:
- Aries:aggressive dingbat
- Taurus:only cares about blankets
- Gemini:back-stabbing bitch
- Cancer:moms
- Leo:self-centred nutcase
- Virgo:fukn weird neat freak
- Libra:no real personality
- Scorpio:murderers
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The Signs Overwhelmed/Stressing Out
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The Signs As Dogs
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Pisces:
- Aries:breaking things
- Taurus:buying too many soft things
- Gemini:forgetting everything
- Cancer:slamming doors
- Leo:looking in every reflective surface
- Virgo:keeping their house trashed but that one specific thing clean
- Libra:touching their hair and changing their mind
- Scorpio:laughing at people getting hurt
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The Signs When Grocery Shopping...
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MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE:
Gemini
Aries
Leo
Capricorn
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Aquarius
Pisces
Cancer
Virgo
Taurus
Libra
Most To Least Likely To Break A Computer For Being Slow As Hell:
Aries
Capricorn
Cancer
Scorpio
Virgo
Sagittarius
Gemini
Leo
Taurus
Aquarius
Libra
Pisces
Ask: What are the signs like on a normal day?
I’ll answer this….in GIFs!
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The Signs When Drunk
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Pisces:
- Aries - separation/detachment
- Taurus - change
- Gemini - being alone
- Cancer - feeling unloved
- Leo - being ignored
- Virgo - disorder
- Libra - anything extremely unbalanced/making a wrong decision that'll destroy their life
- Scorpio - failure and inadequacy
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- ♈ Aries:Rage, impulsivity and failure to get worked up about the things they normally do, oppositional but with less verve and energy
- ♉ Taurus:Isolation, binge eating and lethargy, a sense of 'me against the world', less patience, easier to enrage
- ♊ Gemini:Silence, nerves, over thinking, easily distractible and seems 'elsewhere'; they are fairly intolerable to sadness they tend to detach/dissociate from feelings after a short while
- ♋ Cancer:Teariness, neediness, isolation, binge eating, crying after insignificant events, stomach aches, a feeling of separation from everyone around them
- ♌ Leo:Obvious displays of stress, they become like a wound up string and as if they are on the brink of a nervous break down. Short tempered and needy (only around close friends/family) and become martyred
- ♍ Virgo:Isolation, heightened compulsions (cleaning, washing hands more etc;), unresponsive in conversations, at time blunt and more oppositional
- ♎ Libra:General feeling of instability/moodiness, reduced urge to socialize/be with friends, hopelessness, a feeling of being disliked/rejected by everyone, you can sense them 'trying' to be happy and keep composed
- ♏ Scorpio:Isolation, opposition, hostility and violent mood swings. Intense melancholy with at times delusions and paranoia. Thoughts even scary to them, a sense of 'me against the world'.
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- ♈ Aries:Violent outbursts, verbal aggression (at times physical), wall punching, volatile impulsivity, confrontation, temper tantrums, complete ego centrism, impatience, nerves, hyperactivity, Aries will calm down the quickest after rage
- ♉ Taurus:Confrontational, aggressive (verbally), expect a tongue lashing, overwhelming feelings of rage, anxiety, temper tantrums, vindictive thoughts and compulsive/indulgent behaviour (cleaning/over eating). Taurus will take the longest to calm down from rage
- ♊ Gemini:Violent and volatile outbursts, physical tantrums - such as kicking in a door or screaming blue murder, followed then complete dissociation/sense of calm and amnesia, nerves and anxiety, racing thoughts, hyperactivity, expect the dual 'twin' to emerge, confusion
- ♋ Cancer:Verbal outbursts, trembling, shaking, tears, anxiety, ruminating thoughts, stomach pain and digestive discomfort, sweating, can find it hard to express words, isolation
- ♌ Leo:Temperamental outbursts, theatrics, dramatic displays of emotions - sobbing, screaming, hysteria, hostile, confrontational, firm and hurtful language, challenging
- ♍ Virgo:Tremors/shaking, racing thoughts, increased compulsions (cleaning, hair twirling), cold and aloof, uncharacteristic violence, breaking objects, hyperactivity, inability to sit still, Virgo can hold onto their anger for quite long periods
- ♎ Libra:Expect them to scream blue murder and become verbally hostile, nerves, tremors, racing thoughts, detached, irrationality, self isolation, rejection, loss of emotional control
- ♏ Scorpio:Hostility, persecutory delusions, thoughts of revenge, violence (physical and verbal) overwhelming feelings of rage and violence, firm but hurtful words, confrontational, breaking belongings, lose touch with reality/irrationality
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- aries:short-tempered kind-hearted babies
- taurus:stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
- gemini:intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
- cancer:over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
- leo:melodramatic fun-loving fucks
- virgo:creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
- libra:ditsy carefree pacifist qts
- scorpio:intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
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Pet Peeves #1
Aries: beating around the bushTaurus: constant noisesGemini: having to explain themselves twiceCancer: twisted wordsLeo: too much talk not enough actionVirgo: being pressuredLibra: people who hold grudges for too longScorpio: being lied toSagittarius: dwelling on the pastCapricorn: knowing they can ...