- Australians:damn australia you cold
- Australians:damn australia you hot
- Australians:damn australia you flooding
- Australians:damn australia you bushfires
- Everywhere else in the world:lets move to australia but im worried about the snakes/spiders/sharks/dropbears
- Sydney:Tourist attractions with amazing beaches. Don't go out west though unless you want to get shanked.
- Melbourne:Shopping, coffee, AFL, Frankston is the big no-no.
- Brisbane:Gold Coast and theme parks. Don't you fucking call it BrisVegas!
- Adelaide:The Great Australian Bight. Nothing else.
- Darwin:Crocodiles, snakes. Shit all but red dirt.
- Hobart:Beautiful scenery. Incest.
- Perth:Amazing beaches, rich cunts. Don't go to the end of the train lines.
- Canberra:Parliament. That's it.
Christmas- lets get fuckin’ pissed Easter- lets get fuckin’ pissed Australia day- lets get fuckin’ pissed Birthdays- lets get fuckin’ pissed Sports team looses- lets get fuckin’ pissed Sports team wins- Lets get fuckin’pissed Anzac day- pay your respects cunt
APOCALYPSE UPDATE - From Australia
it’s darktoo darkthere is a large, white, sphere shaped object in the skythe speed of this meteor is unknown as yetit’s only a matter of time until the milkshakes bring all the boys to the yards