Summary of Age of Ultron
Ultron: Ayyo Everyone: Shit Steve: laNGUAGE
the best part of age of ultron was when vision looked at thor and then made himself a cape
Job interviews be like: “Where do you see yourself in five to ten years?”
Age of Ultron AU where Ultron’s evil plan is ultimately stopped because he can’t read a CAPTCHA
hello friends! now that april is here that means the age of ultron is upon us. which means its time, once again, to talk about spoilers. now I know we’re all super excited about this movie, obviously, but some people wanna wait until they’re in the theatre to see the cool stuff.with the press tour c...
Tonight I’ve determined that Hawkeye’s finishing move against Ultron is hitting him with the USB arrow and uploading Windows ‘95.
- Tony:Hey guys I've got an idea...
- Ultron:Hey guys I've got an idea...
- Everyone:tries to lift the hammer.
- Steve:tries to lift and it slightly moves
- Vision:*nonchalantly takes the hammer no problem*
can we talk about how they’re sitting around with beer and take-out chinese but there are fucking candles lit like they don’t want to ruin the ambiance of this fine dining experience and Rhodey and Tony have the nerve to be dressed the fuck up in suits with ties for this shit
- Marvel:[Creates kickass trailer of what is sure to be an amazing movie]
- Marvel:[Adds creepy as shit music that is awesome]
- Marvel:[couples that with terrifying voice over to make you piss yourself]
- Marvel:[adds shots of dramatic action sequences and everything else you could think of]
- Marvel:"... There's something missing. Wait."
- Marvel:[adds gratuitous shot of half naked Chris Hemsworth]
- Marvel:"Yes. It's ready. Give it to the public."
- steve:shield is gone...
- clint:what do you mean shield is gone??? where did it go???
age of ultron
everyone: *suits up to their superhero costumes for the final fight*quicksilver: *puts on jogging sweater*quicksilver: nice