“So far you’ve survived 100% of your worst days. You’re doing great.”
In Bed with the Bae
Her: Babe I wanna have a babyMe: When?Her: Right now… *Climbs on top of me*Me: *Throws her off* *pulls out Calendar*Me: Uh uh. Look here.. right now it’s September and approximately 9 months from now it’ll be around June, which means there’s a strong chance our baby could be a Gemini. Too Ris...
Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.
my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours” are you sure mom are you sure these are my clothes