WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
- If you're taller than your mom, you should call her a minimum
“iM soDRunk I Cant TYPe LOL”
Why do I feel like bombing, officialunitedstates, pemsylvania, and bewbin are in a secret text post club?
*murders somebody* *hides the murder weapon in a pudding factory vat* *gets questioned by the police* Me: “The proof is in the pudding lol” Police: lol Judge: lol Inmate: lol
*at drivers test* of course I have experience driving sir I play Mario kart all the time
Walk around Nazareth Become friends with Messiah ??? Prophet
"there is no man in this world who can combine both swag and class in perfe…"
Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and -
When your teacher asks the class a difficult question and your crush gets the right answer
when you hit character limit
"Blaziken"- cool fire Pokémon "Blazeitken"-Barbie encouraging bad choices
Hey haha maybe private conversations are private for a reason idk man haha
when my mom says we can get pizza for dinner