oh you’re straight? so you’re kind of, like, half-bi?
how to tell if someone is really bisexual: if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. biologically, bisexuals are incapable of...
"i don’t think i can trust bi/pan ppl because they don’t know what they want" no, but we do know what we want. we want to break into your homes and kidnap your cats. we want to plot world domination at the local starbucks. we want to sacrifice your souls to gain immortality. we know exac...
Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children.
friendly reminder that the accepted definition of bisexuality by the bisexual community is: liking the same and other genders. The definition is not: Liking cis men and women. Thank you.
bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight both are assumed to secretly like men see what i’m getting at?
Tonight I let my new housemate talk for fifteen minutes about how bisexuality isn’t a valid sexual orientation and that they’re just greedy and have no standards and need to pick one. And then I told her I was bisexual. The back-pedalling was so messy and hilarious.
This blog supports bisexual women having relationships with men if that’s what makes them happy, and this blog defends their right to not be called hetero for these life choices.
ok so i think that bisexuals should have their own mascot like gay people have unicorns or whatever so i think bisexuals should have the duck-billed platypus because ducks only go out with ducks and beavers or whatever only go out with beavers but i think platypus’ would go out with beavers an...
rules for experimenting with bisexuality: wear safety goggles and closed toed shoes at all times always work in well-ventilated areas dispose of bisexual waste byproducts in the appropriate bins report any spillage of bisexuality to your professor immediately if bisexuality gets in your eyes or skin...
gold star bisexuals: bisexuals who have been involved with multiple people of different genders. bisexuals who have been involved with people of only one gender. bisexuals who have never been involved with anyone. bisexuals. all of them. u all deserve a gold star for being awesome. u rock.
Today is Celebrate Bisexuality Day
So I’m gonna raise a glass to my fellow bisexuals, but also to the pansexuals, the omnisexuals, the heteroflexibles, the bicurious, the multisexuals, the bykes, the label-less, the questioning, the all-purpose queers. A glass to everyone whose sexual identity gets used as a punchline, or who f...
“The statement that all people are “a bit bisexual” is harmful. And why? Because fluidity of sexuality and bisexuality are two separate conce...”
“Think about anyone who has come out as bisexual in the media. Megan Fox, Billie Joe Armstrong, Margaret Cho, Anna Paquin, Megan Mullally, D...”
"Bisexuals always end up picking a side" Yaa all those fake bisexuals meeting the love of their life and staying together forever and getting married and being happy with only one person those assholes
"I have nothing against bisexuals, but…" "I’m not biphobic, but…" "I’m not bi, but I think bisexuals should…" "In order to be accepted, bi people need to…"