• breadstick meme •
  • me on a date:what do you think of Dutch?
  • date:it just sounds so ugl-
  • me, shoving breadsticks into my orange purse:dit was heel gezellig maar ik moet nu gaan
  • me on a date:so what are your thoughts on the German language?
  • date:it's so harsh and angr-
  • me, shoving breadsticks into my purse:sorry ich muss weg tschüss
Me on a date: fuck, i forgot my purse!!Them: thats ok, i’ll pay for you Me shoving bread sticks down my shirt: you dont understand! 
  • me, on a date:so, have you read Pride and Prejudice?
  • them:no, who reads classical literature anyway
  • me, shoving breadsticks into my purse:i'm sorry but you have proven that you are the last person i could be prevailed upon to date
  • me on a date:so how do you feel about feminism
  • them:not happy with it to be honest
  • me, shoving breadsticks into my purse:sorry i have to -
  • them:i feel like most feminist spaces still aren't inclusive enough of women of colour, trans women, lbpq women, women with disabilities,
  • me, slowly returning breadsticks:go on
  • Aziraphale, in his bookstore:Hello, how can I help you today?
  • Customer:I'd like to purchase this bo-
  • Aziraphale, shoving books into his purse:sorry you have to go home right now immediately
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  • date:*is wearing shoes*
  • me:*uses breadstick to gesture to their shoes*
  • me:i've got one question for you,
  • me:whAT ARE THOSE??
  • <p><b>My date, an alligator:</b> I don't really like orange juice.<p/><b>Me:</b> *shoving Oranges into my purse* I have to go right now immediately<p/></p>
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  • Katniss, on a date:*shoving breadsticks into her purse*
  • Peeta, looking horrified:what are you dOING
  • Alien:Take me to your leader
  • Me:hold on lemme go find Donald Trump
  • Alien:*shoving breadsticks into spaceship* the mothership needs me to go immediately
  • date:can we get breadsticks for the table?
  • waiter:we don't have breadsticks here
  • me, yanking breadsticks out of my purse:good thing I brought my own
Permanent Vacation
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Sentence Meme [ smut & innuendo version ]
•  "You look good enough to eat.“ •  "Come here.” •  "Is this okay?“ •  "This is going differently than I imagined.” •  "Tell me.“ •  "I’m not expecting anything. I just want to…” •  “Are you familiar with the color system?”•  "...
SFW Romance Sentence Meme
“As long as you’re happy, I’m happy.” “Death isn’t the end of true love, only a test.” “Dogs are always gonna chase cars, just like I’m always gonna chase you.” “Heaven without you would be hell.” “I can’t tell you how happy I am that...
Text meme
Send me a symbol for a: ? - Drunk/drugged text ? - A heartfelt text ? - An emergency text ? - A bedtime text ? - A text while travelling ? - An angry text