"my ex man brought his new girlfriend and she’s like oh my god"
The signs as "Bro", "BRO", "Bruh" and "BRUH"
Bro: Pisces, Libra, Virgo BRO: Scorpio, Gemini, Sagittarius Bruh: Cancer, Capricorn, Aquarius BRUH: Aries, Taurus, Leo
This just happened, bruh!
My lil brother: I don’t like hair on my balls and I shave my booty hole too. Me *eating dinner*: Bruh! What the fuck? Ain’t nobody tryna hear that shit! You don’t see me eating!? My mama: *to my lil brother” Oh, you like getting your booty ate? Me: lmfaoooooooooo. He might. I...
Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me
you know what i fucking hate? anime. you know what i spend all my time watching? anime.
People who complain about technology are so annoying shut u p no one cares that you are secretly fred flintstone
We got Amanda Bynes out chea thinking she Blac Chyna We got LL the godfatha of rap outchea defending racism white boys on youtube tryna get waves Ray J outchea talmbout he hit it first (when we know he wasnt the first anything in Kardashian’s craw) We got Olivia (LHH) thinking she relevant...
i like tumblr because you don’t have to be attractive to get followers
raise your hand if you need to get laid like right fuckin now