“Are we dating? Are we fucking? Are we best friends? Are we something in between that? I wish we never fucked and I mean that.”
- camp half-blood:every year you're with us, we'll give you a bead with a cool design on it that you can wear on an awesome leather necklace we give you! isnt that fun?
- camp jupiter:every year you're with us, we'll burn a line into the sensitive skin on the inside of your forearm. not only will it be excruciatingly painful, but you'll have that shit on you for the rest of your life. welcome to the twelfth legion motherfucker.