"don’t let cancer steal second base!!" HOW ABOUT DON’T LET CANCER STEAL WOMEN’S LIVES BECAUSE WOMEN AREN’T JUST BOOBS THEY’RE PEOPLE JESUS CHRIST
10 Things a Cancer Hates:
Too much heat Itchy wool Having to sleep on the couch People who show up early People who are bad or sloppy dressers Being criticized in any way Violent movies Ungrateful children Losing their sunglasses People who steal the spotlight
imagine if prostate cancer research was marketed like breast cancer women in “i <3 pegging” bracelets "save the anal!"