potassium and oxygen went on a date. it was OK.
imagine john managing to convince sherlock to carve pumpkins with him for the door outside. sherlock would carve his favourite chemical structural formula, which john would say “isn’t very halloween-y” and sherlock would reply “no, you don’t get it, it’s the skeletal formula, it’s funny”
Two chemists walk into a bar. One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles. The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.
A chemist, a physicist, and a biologist go to the beach. The physicist is intrigued by the waves, walks into the ocean to examine them and drowns. The biologist is intrigued by the various forms of life, walks into the ocean to study them, and drowns. The chemist is sitting on the beach with a lab...
my chemistry professor took out a calculator to figure out 15-9 and I was just sitting there like
“Is it supposed to be this color?”
“One benzene ring to rule them all, One benzene ring to find them. Six sigma bonds to bring them all, And in the solvent, bind them.”
Did you know? Type O Blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to the lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread and is now called Type “O” blood. I guess you could call it a typo.