When you plan a convo in your head and the other person doesn’t follow the script ??????????????????...
Nick: What’s been your favorite moment of One Direction and Radio 1 having a night out together? Tina: It’s… it’s hard… Oh I know, behind the scenes access to Harry’s dressing room! That was good.Nick: Oh yeah. Talk to me about that dressing room.Tina: That was the highlight. It was weird. It wasn’...
- Boy 1:That's a GIIIIIIIIRRRL lunchbox!
- Boy 2:So what?! It's still going to hurt if i hit you with it!
friend: “Omg this tuna is amazing!!!” me: “oh” Me, internally, while remaining silent: 90 PERCENT OF LARGE FISH SPECIES HAVE BEEN WIPED OUT SINCE THE BEGINING OF LARGE SCALE FISHING OVERFISHING IS THE SINGLE BIGGEST THREAT TO THE OCEANIC ECOSYSTEM ONE THIRD OF ALL ANIMALS CAUGHT ARE BYCATCH AND ARE ...
- Me:Okay, so I would identify as bisexual.
- Dad:And that means you would have a male partner.
- Dad:Or a female partner.
- Dad:And that means you're bi.
- Dad:So that means if you don't find a partner you're on standbi?
I feel like this is something Lin Manuel needs to hear
Bear with me. linmanuel thefederalistfreestyle publius-esquireI have been talking about my grandmother a lot this past week or so, and here I am talking about her again. But this needs to be shared.Today is her 88th birthday, and while I helped her get ready for the day, I put on Hamilton.Now, my gr...