“Dear Future Daughter: 1) When you’re at some party, chain smoking on the roof with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant l...”
- Teacher:You can't write an essay overnight.
- Exam:You have one hour to write an essay.
Behold, the worst written line of all time:
Aro started to laugh. “Ha ha ha,” he chuckled.-Stephenie Meyer New Moon
“Because when I was 13 years old, I was sent home for my tank top straps being a little too thin, but a boy could wear a Cool Story babe, Go ...”