“We accept the love we think we deserve.”
I love how so many people have been confused and amused by that guy in the Sochi Olympics who was at the top of the slopestyle track during the men’s competition just casually knitting away
and it turned out to be Finland’s snowboarding coach.
So I recently noticed something about Tony Stark...
This man
never
lets anyone
drive him.
He literally
is always
the one in the drivers seat.
He has a chauffeur
that he drives.
And then I realized…
There’s probably
good reason
for that.
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
