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  • (I’m standing in a fairly short queue when a businessman walks in, pushes straight to the front and starts dictating his order to the 20-something year old cashier.)
  • Cashier:“I’m afraid you’re going to have to go to the back of the queue, sir.”
  • Business man:“I have an important meeting shortly. You must serve me now!”
  • Cashier:“Yeah, the longer you stand there, the later you’re going to be. Back of the queue.”
  • Business man:“Do you have any idea who I am?”
  • Cashier:“Nope. Now shut up and go to the back of the queue.”
  • ...
  • (I am cashier at a pet store. I see a man walk into the store, pick up a large and expensive coffee table book on show dogs, and get in my line. My manager has warned me, and shown me a picture of this man. He tries to convince cashiers to give him a refund for items he has just stolen. I immediately page my manager, who, unbeknownst to me, is tied up with a minor medical emergency in the back of the store.)
  • Thief:“I want to return this item.”
  • Me:“Do you have a receipt?”
  • Thief:“No.”
  • Me:“I’m very sorry, sir. Without a receipt, I cannot give you a refund.”
  • Thief:“Give me a refund.”
  • Me:“Sir, I watched you pick that book up when you came in. I know you did not buy it.”
  • Thief:“Give me the f****** money, or I’ll kick your a**.”
  • ...
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  • Minho:*kills 20 people with one bullet*
  • Taemin:*dance through all the bullets*
  • Key:Oh you wanna shoot me? OH HELL NO BITCH! *puts out a gucci bullet and shoot the enemie's brain out*
  • And there's Onew...
  • Commander:So you take the gun and run across this field, but you should be very carefully when you run through this field, because it's a...
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  • Commander:...minefield...
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  • (I am working the register over Christmas.)
  • Me:“Find everything today?”
  • Customer:“Yup.”
  • (Note:she is silent through the transaction, which includes a gift card.)
  • Me:“How much would you like on this?”
  • Customer:“Oh, sorry. Can I have $150?”
  • Me:“No problem.”
  • Customer:*after paying* “Can you do me a favor?” *she hands me the gift card* “The next customer you see that you think could use this, could you give it to them?”
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