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- Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 2
- COFFEE SHOP | LEICESTER, ENGLAND, UK
- (I’m standing in a fairly short queue when a businessman walks in, pushes straight to the front and starts dictating his order to the 20-something year old cashier.)
- Cashier:“I’m afraid you’re going to have to go to the back of the queue, sir.”
- Business man:“I have an important meeting shortly. You must serve me now!”
- Cashier:“Yeah, the longer you stand there, the later you’re going to be. Back of the queue.”
- Business man:“Do you have any idea who I am?”
- Cashier:“Nope. Now shut up and go to the back of the queue.”
- ...
- (I am cashier at a pet store. I see a man walk into the store, pick up a large and expensive coffee table book on show dogs, and get in my line. My manager has warned me, and shown me a picture of this man. He tries to convince cashiers to give him a refund for items he has just stolen. I immediately page my manager, who, unbeknownst to me, is tied up with a minor medical emergency in the back of the store.)
- Thief:“I want to return this item.”
- Me:“Do you have a receipt?”
- Thief:“No.”
- Me:“I’m very sorry, sir. Without a receipt, I cannot give you a refund.”
- Thief:“Give me a refund.”
- Me:“Sir, I watched you pick that book up when you came in. I know you did not buy it.”
- Thief:“Give me the f****** money, or I’ll kick your a**.”
- ...
- Jonghyun:Before I shoot you I wanna ask you, if you have a pretty sister?
- Minho:*kills 20 people with one bullet*
- Taemin:*dance through all the bullets*
- Key:Oh you wanna shoot me? OH HELL NO BITCH! *puts out a gucci bullet and shoot the enemie's brain out*
- And there's Onew...
- Commander:So you take the gun and run across this field, but you should be very carefully when you run through this field, because it's a...
- Onew:*runs* BOOOOMMM
- Commander:...minefield...
- ...
- (I am working the register over Christmas.)
- Me:“Find everything today?”
- Customer:“Yup.”
- (Note:she is silent through the transaction, which includes a gift card.)
- Me:“How much would you like on this?”
- Customer:“Oh, sorry. Can I have $150?”
- Me:“No problem.”
- Customer:*after paying* “Can you do me a favor?” *she hands me the gift card* “The next customer you see that you think could use this, could you give it to them?”
- ...
