Customer Service Problem #34
Unpleasant customers who complain and say they’d rather go somewhere else.
- Cashier:*dies at register*
- Customer:are you open
Speaking of linguistics, there’s one particular linguistic tick that I think clearly separates Baby Boomers from Millennials: how we reply when someone says “thank you.”
You almost never hear a Millennial say “you’re welcome.” At least not when someone thanks them. It just isn’t done. Not because M...
When customers ask how I’m doing I generally reply with “can’t complain” because they think I’m doing alright but literally I can’t complain I’ll get fired
Please fire me. A lady came in screaming and ranting how we wrote an obscene insult on her sandwich. Turns out she ordered a BLT with cheese. We wrote Blt +ch on it. It took me and a manager 15 minutes just to calm her down enough to even listen to us.
customer service people perform a great deal of uncompensated emotional labor
yo like old people give our generation so much shit for being rude and disrespectful butin my 5 years of working at a fast food restauranti have never once, not ONCE, been abused or spoken rudely to for any reason by a young person.You know who yells at me when the restaurant is busy and their order...
tbh I’d love a horror-comedy about a retail worker accidentally becoming a ghost/demon hunter because they’re just so unfazed by difficult and weird and bellicose customers that evil entities aren’t much more of a challenge.
“sir or ma'am or neuter, I’m going to have ...
Me: Hi, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but my favorite TV show Hannibal was just cancelled…Netflix Customer Service Rep:
when your shift is over but the customer keeps talking
Stop vilifying adults that live with their parents.We’re still deep in one of the worst economic recessions of modern times. For many of us its not a choice but a requirement in order to survive. For many of us we have disabilities that make finding accommodation that suit our needs a lot harder and...
Your boss is not your friend. Your boss is not someone you can trust. Your relationship with your boss needs to be entirely professional.Do not do your boss favours. No working for free. No doing unreasonable duties. No working outside the hours you state as available.Do not say anything to your bos...
