How To Incorporate D&D Into Your Resume
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MBTI and D&D Alignments
Put your MBTI type and your alignment!
(You can take it here: http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd%2Fdnd%2F20001222b)
I’ll start:
ISFJ - Lawful Neutral
"I’m just not sure I’m ready to commit to an angry mob this early in the morning."
Rogue: (to DM) “That actually happened, right? There wasn’t anything weird in that food at that tavern?”
DM: “It did indeed happen. Your half-orc barbarian managed to diplomacy-check the party out of a fight.”
“Hi, we’re with the evil mysterious cult.”
“Does falling in love count as a free action?”
“Dear St. Cuthbert, You would not believe the shit I just put up with.”
“He fought like he lived… Full of spears.”
Druid: Hey, what color is goblin blood?
DM: Uh, red probably
Warlock: Yeah it’s definitely red, ‘cause they have hemogoblin
So…Why did we hire the bear again?
“Furry isn’t an alignment.”
“People never really listen, they just wait for their turn to speak.”
“This charm is supposed to make people skeptical, but I don’t think it works.”
"All you had to do was buy a map, and instead you killed a guy with no legs."
-DM