- Dad:How do you know if someone is ticklish?
- Me:No idea.
- Dad:You give them a testicle
- By far the best dad joke yet
“Be a dad. Don’t be ‘Mom’s assistant.’ That’s depressing, just waiting for her to write you a list, walk around a sto...”
A woman is at her father’s deathbed. She hasn’t seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. "Dad, I’m sorry," she whispers. "Goodbye, Sorry," he says, "I’m dead.”
- g1 optimus:fun truck dad
- tfp optimus:shy truck dad
- rescue bots optimus:protective truck dad
- bayverse optimus:angry truck dad
- idw optimus:grandpa truck dad
- tfa optimus:CUTEST TRUCK DAD
- my dad:growing up is hard
- my dad:first you believe in santa
- my dad:then you don't believe in santa
- my dad:then you are santa
- my dad:then you look like santa
Congratulations, your Dad level is now 55!
Manliness increased by 2 Dad Humor increased by 5 Sneeze Volume increased by 7 decibels Ability to Relate to Kids decreased by 1 Need to Buy Lottery Tickets increased by 2 New joke unlocked: “Hi Bored, I’m dad!” New ability available for purchase: Power Sneeze
- Me:Okay, so I would identify as bisexual.
- Dad:And that means you would have a male partner.
- Dad:Or a female partner.
- Dad:And that means you're bi.
- Dad:So that means if you don't find a partner you're on standbi?
- Me:So my Japanese class is going well, we're learning grammar.
- Dad:Are you learning kanji-gation?