“Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right...”
“You would always whisper, “God doesn’t need us,” but your mouth tasted like holy wine, skin like the paper-thin wafers...”
joan rivers is that celebrity who said all palestinians deserve to die, fat shamed adele on national tv multiple times, claimed kim and kanye needed to wax their newborn baby, and made jokes about the women who were kidnapped and locked in a basement for months and refused to apoloize for any of it ...
- Plot Twist:A couple of young missionaries knock on your door and ask to show you The Book of Mormon. They then hand you two free tickets to the matinee.
“Hello my name is church, I’m sure you’ve heard a lot about me. I have no shortage of critics. Perhaps you have heard that I am&...”
“God isn’t tired of you. He doesn’t actually get tired. He isn’t waiting for you to impress Him. He actually wants you to c...”