“Grandma, who did you vote for in the 2016 election?”“Deez Nuts”
we hold deez nuts to be self evident
My sister went to go see “Unfriended” in theaters. And there was a scene where the girl creepily asked, “Who is it?” And a dude in the audience yelled “DEEZ NUTS!” and everyone broke out in laughter while a girl was being murdered on screen.
OK PLEASE DON’T JOKINGLY VOTE FOR DEEZ NUTSIT’S FUNNY AND ALL, BUT IT’S REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT WE DON’T DETRACT VOTES FROM BERNIEBY VOTING FOR DEEZ NUTS YOU’RE LITERALLY THROWING YOUR VOTE AWAYPLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY VOTE FOR DEEZ NUTS
This is not my beautiful house. Deez are not my beautiful nuts.
this fuckin election is so wildwe’ve got Hillary Clinton, who’s like the classic democratic candidate but her only advantage over republicans is that she has sound morals and that’s about itwe’ve got Bernie Sanders, an old white straight guy that fights for the young, poc, gay, and female, who’s an ...