I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really u...
Taking a sip of alcohol before you’re 21 like
appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen
- Cop:Have you been drinking?
- Me:I been drankin'
DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS? YEAH THE NATIONAL CATHEDRAL WAS HAVING IT’S FIRST EVER MUSLIM PRAYER HUGE RIGHT? Well this lady comes in during the prayer and shouts, “Jesus Christ died on that cross over there!” He is the reason why we are to worship only him. Jesus Christ is our lord and sav...
How to braid your hair:
Wet hair Comb through Separate at the part Draw a pentagram on the floor Perform blood sacrifice Offer up your soul to the devil Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell Summon Satan Ask Satan to braid your hair