Don’t you hate it when your girlfriend uses you as a reading lamp
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BRITISH WEATHER today i have seen sun rain sleet hail a motherfucking rainbow and now it’s snowing
Rachel: "We're done."
i got a preowned copy of pokemon sapphire, so i snooped around in the game a little bit, and the only pokemon they had left was a magikarp with this letter attached to it:
IT’S YOU OH IT’S YOU THEY ADD UP TO
“I taste you and drink you My heart trembles, I keep drinking you in but it’s not enough yet This thirst sends shivers even to my fingertips...”
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it
ship and compass rope and anchor oops and hi it is what it is and butterfly birdies and bird coincidences and THINGS THAT AREN’T COINCIDENCES