“Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re no...”
Drunk shakespeare should totally be a thing. I would literally pay so much money to watch someone perform hamlet whilst wasted
I don’t know if any of you guys know about this already, but there’s this awesome little drunk post ’translator’ that takes normal text and mangles it - you can even choose how drunk you want your post/character to be!
“I’m not sure why people dislike receiving drunk texts. you’re the only person they’re thinking of when their brain canR...”