Fun Science Fact:
If you just got excited, you’re a nerd
Fun History Fact:
If you just got excited, you’re a nerd.
A chemist, a physicist, and a biologist go to the beach. The physicist is intrigued by the waves, walks into the ocean to examine them and drowns. The biologist is intrigued by the various forms of life, walks into the ocean to study them, and drowns. The chemist is sitting on the beach with a lab...
- Chemist:*Spills acid on self and other*
- Other Chemist:*Screaming from searing pain*
- Chemist:I guess we need to hop in the shower ;)
- Other Chemist:*dies*
- Chemist:oh... that didn't go as planned.
I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL” AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD” I DAD JOKED MY DAD I AM THE REVOLUTION
- God:I am god
- Moses:no way