“You can’t tell anyone about this, not even your sister”
Playing Dungeons & Dragons:
DMing for a group of pure Power Gamers:
IF YOU’RE SCARED FOR THE PINES TWINS CLAP YOUR HANDSIF YOU’RE SCARED FOR THE PINES TWINS CLAP YOUR HANDSTHERE ARE SECRETS IN THE SHACKAND BILL IS COMING BACKIF YOU’RE SCARED FOR THE PINES TWINS CLAP YOUR HANDS
Cleric: I cast Insect PlagueDM: Wow, I accidentally typed “Incest Plague”Ranger: A plague on just your household!
don't trust politicians who never played Dungeons and Dragons... what do they know about forming par...
you can’t ALL play lawful evil rogues
I want a Tinder app for finding people to play Dungeons and Dragons with...
- DM:Okay, I have completely prepared for every possible path the players will choose.
- Players:I'm sorry - did you mention a completely inconsequential object? We would like to use that in a way no logical person would to defeat someone we don't actually have anything against
“Critical failure. You kick yourself in the balls.”
DM: You guys find yourself in a forsaken tundra Mage: Im going to build a snowman! DM: Roll Mage: *Rolls a 1 on d20* DM: Congratulations you’ve set the tundra on fire somehow
Football is like Dungeons & Dragons. Every 30 minutes of real time is like 2 minutes of game time.