"Can I give him a lap dance?" "How the hell would you give a centaur a lap dance?! -Our orc rogue arguing with the DM
“DM: Ok, so the velociraptor is cuddling with you in your bed.”
“Would you be offended if I started looting?”
DM: “The orb of light begins to escape”Ranger: “I roll to seduce it”Ranger: *Rolls 20*DM: *Sighs heavily*
"I flirt with him" "…He rejects your advances" "I break his other leg."
“A d100 is like a golf ball with bees inside of it.”