Not being American and having to watch the Americans vote for Romney is like the moment in horror movies when the audience is screaming at the character to not go down to the basement but they still do anyway and then they die a brutal, torturous death…
“I have known Hillary Clinton for 25 years. And I know her to be a very hardworking, intelligent person, somebody I worked with in the Senate...”
Dear British People
VOTEI know, I know, I hate them all too.I genuinely have no idea who to vote for because they’re all virulent pus faced deflations of various flavours, but seriously. Pick the one that makes you want to stab yourself in the genitals the least and vote. Apathy benefits nobody.
Election Night Drinking Game:
— If Romney wins drink nonstop for next four years
“In 2016, would you prefer to be called Madame President or Mrs. President?”
“I don’t mean to be rude here. I am running for President of the United States on serious issues, okay? Do you have serious questio...”
Everything you need to know about Election Day
Bookmark this for tomorrow, it’ll come in handy: Where to vote What time polling places close state by state The most important races aside from the Presidential election 23 ballot measures to keep an eye on Real time results, analysis and commentary
How long before the election do I need to register to vote?
AlabamaPostmarked 11 days before the election.You must register before the deadline.Register to Vote HereAlaskaReceived 30 days before the election.You must register before the deadline.Register to Vote HereArizonaReceived 29 days before the election.You must register before the deadline.Register to...
A (Short) Open Letter to the US Population
Think about this for a minute, as of 2013 only 41% of the population lean Republican when voting. To make matters worse, in the 4th quarter 2013 only 22% of the population identified themselves as Republicans. So how do they have so much influence in our political system? Easy, in off-year elections...
“A guy named Adolf Hitler won an election in 1932. He won an election, and 50 million people died as a result of that election in World War ...”
AND A SIGH OF RELIEF SWEPT THROUGH TUMBLR.