- Louis Van Gaal:*buys entire new squad, minus defenders*
- Diego Simeone:I'll take him on loan, & him on loan, & oh yeah, this guy too. *gets into random fight*
- Carlo Ancelotti:My squad is set, I don't need-- *Perez crashes through glass ceiling* "Hey Carlo, soooo I was out with some chicas & long story short I got us a new striker"
- Jose Mourinho:Welcome our new player, he's 50, I coached him once 20 years ago.
- Brendan Rogers:Have you never heard of him & is he under 24? Perfect.
- Pep Guardiola:Buy a defender? This is just a concept of a small mind, we can all be defenders. Just watch, I will take this forward and convert him to defender.
- Klopp:Go ahead, take my guys, idgaf, I'll just get new ones, we will never die thiS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!
- Arsene Wenger:hmmm...
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How To Spot An INFJ
Asks “are you okay?” more times in five minutes than you’ve ever been asked in your entire life.
Believes they are right about everything and will boss you around accordingly.
Cold and calculated on the outside, warmest person you’ll ever meet on the inside.
Gets unnervingly passionate about everyth...
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading ...
