- Expectation:Wake up one day, weigh yourself, and feel extremely happy, accomplished, and satisfied because you hit your "UGW"!
- Reality:Wake up, weigh yourself, see that you are now ten pounds less than your original "UGW" and cry because you still see yourself as fat.
- Expectation:You will be beautiful, thin, and look like a model naturally.
- Reality:You might be thin, your hair will fall out by the handful, your skin will be dry, and your nails will be chipping.
- Expectation:You will feel strong and in control when you walk past the kitchen and say "no" to food and "yes" to "Ana".
- Reality:You will sit in front of a miniscule amount of food, on the brink of passing out for hours and hours debating whether or not to eat it. Crying, feeling weak, and in fact very out control.
- Expectation:All the boys will want you and you will be the skinny friend.
- Reality:You will lock yourself in your house and ostracize yourself from society. You will have no friends to be skinny in comparison to and you won't care if the boys want you or not.
When stopping a girl from walking away...
Showing off your moves..
- aoba expectation:"It's super awesome day to be an innocent protagonist who doesn't know what he's in for!" /sunshine and rainbows and late to anime school
- aoba reality:"fucking shit im so fucking done just knock me out and carry me home i wanna nap for 12 hours and eat donuts and dicks until i pass out fuckin dON'T TOUCH MY HAIR GODDAMNIT"
- koujaku exectation:"hello llllladies I have a dark tragic past but awesome swordplay skills ill use to defeat my sworn anime rival" /brooding angst
- koujaku reality:/drops aoba 12 times "I-I-uuuuuhh kjshdjksd s-so embarrassed DONT LOOK AT ME YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS" /trips over himself hits his face on a curling iron and cries in a pool of his own blood
- noiz expectation:"im the stereotypical computer nerd going outside is illogical" /uses math in mario kart
- noiz reality:"Hehehe you like my dick piercings dont you you cum-thirsty twink yeah fight me in rhyme and bite my cock while I hack into your asshole with my fresh meme skills" /stuffs face with pizza and churros and then buys all of mexico
- clear expectation:"herp derp im a robot i don't understand societal conventions" /zany antics and comic relief
- clear reality:"Allow us to engage in sophisticated conversation about the particulars of life and death whilst I serenade you, making you fall deeply in love with me before I crush your heart by dying a tragic -- HOLY BALLS A SHINY THING" /vibrates and giggles excitedly "PUPPIES!"