most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge
plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
- Me:seriously though its time to pull my shit together
- Me *7 months later:seriously though its time to pull my shit together
When I started losing weight I noticed people started talking to me or being nicer to me and that my husband started being more affectionate towards me. I would lay in bed and think “fuck man, people didn’t like me before because I was fat” and I would feel bad. The kind of bad that you feel in you...