the lovebugs are everywhere, covering the road in drifts. you have to shovel them out of your driveway. one of them lands on your arm and you stare in fascinated horror as it burrows into your skinyou buy a bag of oranges from the local grove, from a man who never stops smiling. theyre blood oranges...
"IT’S FINALLY DECEMBER" screams a girl, walking outside. it’s 90 degrees out. there’s palm trees everywhere. oranges fill the streets. it’s florida.
DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM FLORIDA
they could be a gator
You think you have a hard life? In Florida we’re woken up every morning at 5AM to walk the alligator and pick oranges and then we have to hurry through the swamp to get to school.
I'm warning you Florida
WARNING. WINTERSTUCK MEETUPS. DONT GO.
Hey guys, listen I’m only warning you all for your own safety. Anyone who plans to go to winterstuck tomorrow at 2:30 at Fort Myers’s Edison Mall, DON’T DO IT. Listen I got a call from police officers in my neighborhood that told my family that something is going to happen tomorrow...