fuck the alphabet the only three letters i need are U S and A
- Americans 364 days of the year:God, America is so stupid I hate it so much. Everything here sucks. Why can't we be awesome like Canada? Our country sucks, our politics suck, everything sucks. Wish I could leave and live in England ugh.
- Americans on the 4th of July:WOW I WOKE UP THIS MORNING FEELING SO GOOD TO KNOW THAT I AM HERE APART OF THE FIFTY NIFTY UNITED STATES WOW AMERICA YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF IN AWESOMENESS TODAY YOU DESERVE A PRIZE OF SWEET JUSTICE. HERE LET US WATCH A BEAUTIFUL FIREWORK SHOW AND LISTEN TO PARTY IN THE USA AND LOOK AT BALD EAGLES AND GO TO MCDONALDS AND ORDER FREEDOM WITH A SIDE OF FREEDOM. WE CAN DO THAT BECAUSE WE HAVE F R E E D O M. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
my laptop has been at 0% battery for the past 10 minutes ITS PROBABLY RUNNING ON FREEDOM
the only way guys fall for me is if trip them with my laptop charger
All I can think about while reading all the freedom and America jokes right now is how much funnier they would be if Ben Franklin had succeeded in making the turkey America’s national bird