The Bee Joke
Dad: Why do bees stay inside their hives in winter? Me: I dunno… Dad: Swarm
What do you call a cheap circumcision?A rip off.
Row, row, row your boat,Underneath the stream,Haha, fooled you all,I'm a submarine.
My English teacher asked me to use 'harassment' in a sentenceI replied "I was in love with this girl and harassment a lot to me"
I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.They said “Will”, “you” and “me”.That’ll keep her busy whilst I watch sports.
I'd like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: "Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there I know it."
"A vodka, please.""Erm, this is McDonald's.""OK, a McVodka, please.
Oxymorons are basically complicated.
When a guy calls you hot, he's looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he's looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he's looking at your heart.All three guys still wanna fuck you though.
Failed my Health and Safety test this morning..One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?""Fucking large ones" wasn't the answer they were looking for.
The word 'Diputseromneve' may look ridiculous, but backwards it's even more stupid.
what did the boob say to the other boob? we are breast friends