person: it’s too early for halloween stuff it’s over a month awayme:
Siri, what's 0 divided by 0?
Behold, the worst written line of all time:
Aro started to laugh. “Ha ha ha,” he chuckled.-Stephenie Meyer New Moon
Today I fucked up...by trusting a “hot local single in my area” on a dating app
Greatest/worst thing ever just happened to me, so buckle up folks..it’s story time:Girl on a dating app tells me in the first few messages that I’m really cute (true) and interesting (also true) and asks me to meet her at 1140am for coffee at a random McDonald’s. When I ask if she&...