so my little sister heard the ice cream truck and tried to grab her money and run after it but she couldn’t catch up so now she’s just kinda lying there on the street

- Nonkpop fan:OMG it's PSY!
- Kpop fan:OMGADSKLF;AD;SKLADS;LK THAT'S GA IN!!! AND LOOK AT JAE SUK!!!! AND IS THAT HAHA?!?!
- Dude [into cellphone]:I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.