Why Zodiac Signs Are Still Single!
Aries: You’re loud and scary and it makes people uncomfortableTaurus: Will u ever love someone as much as food? noGemini: People can’t seem to take you seriouslyCancer: You are way too guarded and isolate yourselfLeo: You’re looking for someone who will love you more than you love ...
- Aries:You're not impulsive or hyper at all, are you? You probably just like fucking shit up. Well, good, I do, too. Let's fuck shit up together.
- Taurus:You took the blue pill, yet your head is further up in the clouds than Aquarius. Damn, that's impressive.
- Gemini:You're more so observant and a listener than the chatterbox you're made out to be. You only start bantering on and on when you want just as thorough of a reply. And also when you want to impress someone you admire.
- Cancer:You can be the most loving human on the planet, but you can also scare the complete shit out of me if you want to. You're preciously petrifying.
- Leo:You have so many interests and hobbies because your personality by itself is boring as fuck. Who gives a shit, though -- you're a hell of a lot more intelligent than the lot of all the assholes around you.
- Virgo:You're really good at manipulating people whilst still making them believe you're making them do shit that's in their best interest. That's not even an insult; please tell me your secret.
- Libra:You are real as hell. You don't have the time to dick around with moronic bullfuck and lies. You're honest to the point where you're actually pretty disgusting sometimes, but you manage to somehow make it fucking hilarious.
- Scorpio:Why does everyone talk shit about your sign? You possess more emotional and intellectual depth than most people can fathom. You're also rather inept socially, but you probably aren't aware of it.
Expression of the Zodiac Signs When in Sadness
? Aries: Rage, impulsive and failure to get worked up about the things they normally do, oppositional but with less verve and energy ? Taurus: Isolation, binge eating and lethargy, a sense of ‘me against the world’, less patience, easier to enrage. ? Gemini: Silence, nerves, over thinking, easily d...
Likes and Dislikes of the Zodiac Signs!
Aries Likes:Comfortable clothes, taking the lead, physical challenges, individual sports. Dislikes:Inactivity, delays, work that doesn’t use one’s talents. Taurus Likes:Gardening, cooking, working with hands, music, romance, high-quality clothing. Dislikes:Sudden changes, complications, insecu...
Zodiac Signs Family!
? Cousin Aries: Will be the one who has to win all the games, or will have a temper tantrum. Is the crazy cousin who skydives and base jumps ? Grandma Taurus: Will be the one cooking the food, baking the cookies and giving everyone the thoughtful gifts ? Twin Cousins Gemini: Will arrive late on al...
- Virgo/Capricorn:The Power Couple
- Libra/Leo:The Show Stoppers
- Scorpio/Virgo:The Demanding Duo
- Cancer/Taurus:The Nurturing Partners
- Aquarius/Gemini:The Intellectual Discoverers
- Virgo/Libra:The Sensual Lovers
- Pisces/Scorpio:The Soul Mates
- Sagittarius/Aries:The Ride or Dies
The Zodiac Signs Reactions when rejected or dumped.
Aquarius Zodiac - will tell their friends that you were not the right person anyways because you couldn’t carry on an intellectual conversation if your life depended on it, you were clingy, jealous and wanted a commitment and that’s the complete opposite of what attracts an Aquarian.Pisces Zodiac – ...
Zodiac Signs Seeing an Attractive Person
♈ – Aries (The Ram)♉ – Taurus (The bull)♊ – Gemini (The Twins)♋ – Cancer (The Crab)♌ – Leo (The Lion)♍ – Virgo (The Virgin)♎ – Libra (The Scales)♏ – Scorpio (The Scorpion)♐ – Sagittarius (Centaur The Archer)♑ – Capricorn (Goat-horned, The sea goat)♒ – Aquarius (The water bearer)♓ – Pisces (The fish)...
Zodiac Signs When Awkward!
Aries: stuck in an awkward situation is fidgety, sweaty, and has a dry throat. An Aries expects things to go perfectly, the way they want them to go, but when things take a turn for the worse, they lose all control.Taurus: When a Taurus feels awkward or uncomfortable, they try to play it off with a ...
- aries:space enthusiast
- taurus:floral child
- cancer:aquatic abyss
- leo:cultural roots
- virgo:old book smell
- libra:clouds and sky imagery
- scorpio:cute occult
tru 90s kids will remember
Aries: rock paper scissors Taurus: ring popsGemini: walkie talkiesCancer: rugratsLeo: power rangersVirgo: nintendo 64Libra: the magic school busScorpio: tamagotchiSagittarius: the original walkmanCapricorn: goosebumps seriesAquarius: are you afraid of the dark?Pisces: beanie babies and carebears
Best Love Traits of the Zodiac Signs
Aries: Passionate, attentive, loving, intense, impatient, confident, alluring Taurus: Sensual, physical, affectionate, slow and steady, charming, conversational, protective, thoughtful, passionate Gemini: Passionate, friendly, flirty, light-hearted, frivolous, pleasure-seeking, witty, unattainable, ...
Truth About the Zodiac Signs (Must Read!)
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need...
Aries: typhoons Taurus: dry and hotGemini: sleet Cancer: snowLeo: sunnyVirgo: windyLibra: cloudy Scorpio: hailSagittarius: wildfire Capricorn: thunderstormAquarius: mistPisces: rainy
- Aries:Most Likely To Own A Bookstore
- Taurus:Most Likely To Have A Profession Involving Music
- Gemini:Most Likely To Throw Stupid College Parties
- Cancer:Most Likely To Get Drunk and Then Regret It
- Leo:Most Likely To Crash A Wedding
- Virgo:Most Likely To Cheer You Up
- Libra:Most Likely To Come Out As Gay
- Scorpio:Most Likely To Try Crazy Diets Every Month
Ask: What are the signs like on a normal day?
I’ll answer this….in GIFs! Aries- Taurus- Gemini- Cancer- Leo- Virgo- Libra- Scorpio- Sagittarius- Capricorn- Aquarius- Pisces-
- Queen:Leo, Gemini, Aquarius, Virgo
- Princess:Pisces, Cancer, Taurus, Libra
- Fuck that, I'm punk rock:Scorpio, Capricorn, Aries, Sagittarius
HOW COOL IS YOUR SIGN
Aries: like melted ice-creamTaurus: thinks they’re cool but actually makes people sweatGemini: frostbiteCancer: same temperature as the sunLeo: the cool side of the pillowVirgo: the hottest temperature ever recordedLibra: ice ice babyScorpio: not cool just coldSagittarius: probably the coolest...