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  • me:bae I want to try out something different tonight (;
  • gf:what is it? (;
  • me:It's gonna be rough ((;
  • gf:I'm down babe lets try it! (;
  • me:*hands her boxing gloves* square up
have u ever realised that when u say wtf in ur head u don’t say “what the fuck” but u also don’t say the letters separately??
me: are u ready for the test today friend: OH NO THE TEST friend: I FORGOT ABOUT THE TEST  friend: I DIDNT EVEN STUDY OM G friend: IM GOING TO FAIL SO HARD friend: *gets 120%*
when ur doing math homework with ur homies
going out with friends is like going to the gym except the only muscle ur working is ur…………squadriceps
when u make a really good pun
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  • me:this looks like a nice post im gonna reblog it
  • caption:THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES IM DISGUSTED BY HOW LITTLE NOTES THIS HAS I DONT CARE IF IT DOESNT FIT UR BLOG TYPE IF U DONT REBLOG IM JUDGING YOU
  • me:✔️seen 8:17pm
im so excited abt christmas bruh it hasn’t been christmas for like a whole year
when u want to eat the ass but u not sure how to tell them
when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something
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glue i'm dying
when u get so turnt in the club that satan decides he needs u at his party asap
glue im so punny it's gr8
how to get a gf:
step 1: take girl into ur room step 2: show her ur HotWheels® themed pc gaming station step 3: enjoy having a new gf
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