What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”
- moody:a friend of mine saw barty crouch jr take his shirt off in the shower, and he said that barty crouch jr had an eight-pack
- moody:that barty crouch jr was shredded
- harry:why are you telling me this
Happy Halloween! Today in Potter history...
In 1981, James and Lily Potter were killed by Voldemort, but Harry survived.In 1991, there was a troll in the dungeon.In 1992, Nearly Headless Nick had his deathday party and Mrs. Norris was petrified.In 1993, Sirius Black attacked the Fat Lady’s portrait.In 1994, Harry’s name came out of the Goblet...
- dumbledore:primrose everdeen?