Instead of having a government shutdown maybe we should just start paying the politicians minimum wage. They say you can live on it, right?
Australia is such a nice country if you overlook our corrupt government and how racist australians are and the hot weather and the dangerous animals and the huge insects that live there
“So, Imagine that the company you work for held a poll, and asked everyone if they thought it would be a good idea to put a soda machine in t...”
- Citizen:I don't believe in abortion.
- Government:Then don't get one.
- Citizen:I don't believe in birth control.
- Government:You don't have to use it.
- Citizen:I think gay marriage is a sin.
- Government:Don't marry the same sex then.
- Citizen:I want my kids to learn about creationism.
- Government:Take them to church.