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Government Secret #37
Area 51 exists but they don’t hide aliens, they hide Pokemon
Government Secret #22
Kim Possible is real and she’s our best agent 
Government Secret #338
The entire state of Colorado is made out of rocks imported from Mars by Obama himself
Government Secret #294
Every single color is actually a shade of salmon
Government Secret #405
Red didn’t make the food
Government Secret #447
Starting today, in an effort to cleanse our country, all citizens supporting the confederate flag will be pursued and disposed of
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Government Secret #537
Bernie Sanders is actually looking for the Gate of Hell that Donald Trump came through
Government Secret #554
Thomas Sanders is a young Bernie Sanders. He just traveled through time.
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government protests Shameless
Government Secret #87
Space Jam actually happened, except instead of Michael Jordan it was Obama that helped the toons.
Government Secret #8
What the fuck
Government Secret #54
We’ve already rigged the election of 2056 so that Blue Ivy Carter would win
Government Secret #94
Cory from Cory in the house grew up to be Obama
Government Secret #190
Peter Pan actually kills children when they get too old, Captain Hook was only trying to stop the mass murder
Government Secret #201
Many secrets of the government have already been unintentionally leaked by Jaden Smith
Government Secret #480
Donald Trump is ugly
Government Secret #368
The pope is a raccoon