Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Your OTP is still not canon, your favorite character is still dead and everyone is still fictional.

White boys love saying "haha"
I just got home haha
What’s up haha
I’m tryna put it in your b hole haha
Immer ein 'haha' dran setzen und alles ist gut haha
What doesn't kill you makes you mehrfachbehindert.

“Em 2013, leia um pouco mais, escute mais músicas, passe um tempo olhando para o céu, sinta a natureza, tire um tempo para tentar colocar as ...”
I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”
ummm haha ,
can we talk about how as soon as harry realizes niall wants a hug he moves at the speed of sound to grab onto him and bury his face in his neck ,

My friend took Viagra thinking it was vyvanse to help him study, I guess you can say he’s studying hard.
- Me:you know what I Wanna do?
- My mind:die?
- Me:no besides that
- Plot twist:Everybody is still friends when the game of Monopoly is over.
- Honda Kiku:Good ruck on your erection today.
- Alfred F. Jones:.....