okay but can we take a second to imagine Hans returning home and instead of being angry or disappointed or plotting against Arendelle, his family is just like, “Oh, were you gone? We didn’t even realize.”
I’ve been searching my whole life to find my own place, and maybe it’s the party talking, or the FACT I WANT TO STEAL YOUR FUCKING KINGDOM AND BREAK YOUR HEART INTO TWO BY LEAVING YOU TO FREEZE TO DEATH THEN TRYING TO KILL YOUR SISTER
attracted to: santino fontana singing the word ‘door’
"It’s the party talking, or the chocolate fondue…" NO BUT YOU GUYS FONDUE, ANY KIND OF FONDUE, INCLUDING CHOCOLATE, WAS TRADITIONALLY MADE WITH INSANELY LARGE AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL HANS IS BASICALLY PG-SAYING "It’s the party talking, or the intense amount of booze"
At this point I think Disney just wants to see how many times they can punch Hans