they dont spell hell with double hockey sticks for no reason.
- Me:“How can I help you today, ma’am?”
- Client:“Is e-mail internet”?
- Me:“I beg your pardon?”
- Client:“Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”
- Me:“Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.”
- Client:“Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.”
- Me:“Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?”
- Client:“Open what?”
I'M ON THE ??? TO HELL