homestuck

I promise to remember Feferi When a princess sits upon her throne, And I promise to remember Eridan Whenever I’m all alone. I promise to remember Gamzee When the messiahs come along, And I promise to remember Equius When I am feeling strong. I promise to remember Vriska Whenever I roll the dic...

Ignore the fandom until you are up to date Ignore the bullshit parts of the fandom when you are up to date Always read the pesterlogs or you won’t understand jack shit It’s a webcomic that’s over 5 thousand pages long, be patient and read it at your own pace It’s okay if you ...

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what if when Homestuck: The Game is developed and everyone who donated gets their copy, when they open it up it’s just this

So, my friend was like “If there’s Valentine’s Day for Matesprits, then there should be three other holidays for the other quadrants.” Here’s the proposed plan: Febuary 14 (Matespritstag) Celebrated as Valentine’s Day, with Matesprits acting like Matesprits. May 1...

oh my  god this update is perfect

oh my fuckin god i just realized this thing about the kids’ lands so john is all chipper and bright, but he has a land of darkness rose is all pensive and dark, but she has a land of light jade thinks of herself as warm and friendly and has a land of snow dave thinks hes cool and has a land fi...

The Kingdom Hearts fandom resurges, practically overtaking Animal Crossing and Pokemon in the middle of their revivals. “Our power is as old as time” they state “what is now yours was once, and always will be, ours.” Then comes a rumble. From the distance they begin to hear a...

y’all mothafuckas need jesus.

  I got all the paks. Aaaaaaaall of them. And, to be honest, I don’t need all of this stuff, so I figured I might as well give it away. I’ve divided the giveaway loot into 12 minipaks; you can see them and their contents in more detail here. Eligibility requirements: You must be willing ...

the moment when you realize homestuck hasn’t ended the moment when you realize  that there won’t be update for the next few months

You want to know how to make the “Gamzee never dies” theory more terrifying? Equius calls one of the Aradiabots #100502. There are at least one hundred thousand ways the SGRUB timeline got fucked up, and not ONCE did Gamzee die as a result.

Today in Homestuck: A GIANT MUSCLED GREEN SKULL ALIEN WITH CUE BALLS FOR EYES JUST FUCKING SHOOP DA WHOOP’D AND DESTROYED THE AFTERLIFE AFTER BITING OFF HIS OWN LEG IN THE PAST AND GOING ON A QUEST TO KILL EVERYTHING FOREVER EVERYBODY’S DEAD EVEN THE DEAD PEOPLE ARE DEAD