Homestuck
I promise to remember Feferi
When a princess sits upon her throne,
And I promise to remember Eridan
Whenever I’m all alone.
I promise to remember Gamzee
When the messiahs come along,
And I promise to remember Equius
When I am feeling strong.
I promise to remember Vriska
Whenever I roll the dic...

Tips for reading Homestuck:
Ignore the fandom until you are up to date
Ignore the bullshit parts of the fandom when you are up to date
Always read the pesterlogs or you won’t understand jack shit
It’s a webcomic that’s over 5 thousand pages long, be patient and read it at your own pace
It’s okay if you ...
ATTENTION ALL HOMESTUCK ROLEPLAY BLOGS
We are starting to update these lists again!
You know the drill: Reblog this if you roleplay a Homestuck TROLL !
If you roleplay a Human click here!!
what if when Homestuck: The Game is developed and everyone who donated gets their copy, when they open it up it’s just this

Homestuck Holidays
So, my friend was like “If there’s Valentine’s Day for Matesprits, then there should be three other holidays for the other quadrants.” Here’s the proposed plan:
Febuary 14 (Matespritstag) Celebrated as Valentine’s Day, with Matesprits acting like Matesprits.
May 1...
You want to know how to make the “Gamzee never dies” theory more terrifying?
Equius calls one of the Aradiabots #100502.
There are at least one hundred thousand ways the SGRUB timeline got fucked up, and not ONCE did Gamzee die as a result.
update
oh
my
god
this
update
is
perfect

oh my fuckin god i just realized this thing about the kids’ lands
so john is all chipper and bright, but he has a land of darkness
rose is all pensive and dark, but she has a land of light
jade thinks of herself as warm and friendly and has a land of snow
dave thinks hes cool and has a land fi...
The Kingdom Hearts fandom resurges, practically overtaking Animal Crossing and Pokemon in the middle of their revivals. “Our power is as old as time” they state “what is now yours was once, and always will be, ours.”
Then comes a rumble. From the distance they begin to hear a...
DEAR HOMESTUCK COSPLAYERS, I HAVE VERY IMPORTANT NEWS FOR YOU.
YOU NO LONGER NEED TO SUFFER WITH TRYING TO MAKE ARMSOCKS, PAINT YOUR ARMS, OR DECIDE BETWEEN SNAZ AND BEN NYE.
THERE ARE ARMSOCKS THAT EXIST THAT ARE SHOULDER LENGTH AND TROLL GREY.
THERE IS A CREME BASED MAKEUP THAT IS NOT ONLY ALREADY...
dear homestuck fandom,
y’all mothafuckas need jesus.
Homestuck Kickstarter Rewards Giveaway
I got all the paks. Aaaaaaaall of them. And, to be honest, I don’t need all of this stuff, so I figured I might as well give it away. I’ve divided the giveaway loot into 12 minipaks; you can see them and their contents in more detail here.
Eligibility requirements:
You must be willing ...

the moment when you realize homestuck hasn’t ended
the moment when you realize that there won’t be update for the next few months
