Tips for reading Homestuck:
Ignore the fandom until you are up to date
Ignore the bullshit parts of the fandom when you are up to date
Always read the pesterlogs or you won’t understand jack shit
It’s a webcomic that’s over 5 thousand pages long, be patient and read it at your own pace
It’s okay if you ...
what if when Homestuck: The Game is developed and everyone who donated gets their copy, when they open it up it’s just this
Homestuck Holidays
So, my friend was like “If there’s Valentine’s Day for Matesprits, then there should be three other holidays for the other quadrants.” Here’s the proposed plan:
Febuary 14 (Matespritstag) Celebrated as Valentine’s Day, with Matesprits acting like Matesprits.
May 1...
update
oh
my
god
this
update
is
perfect
oh my fuckin god i just realized this thing about the kids’ lands
so john is all chipper and bright, but he has a land of darkness
rose is all pensive and dark, but she has a land of light
jade thinks of herself as warm and friendly and has a land of snow
dave thinks hes cool and has a land fi...
The Kingdom Hearts fandom resurges, practically overtaking Animal Crossing and Pokemon in the middle of their revivals. “Our power is as old as time” they state “what is now yours was once, and always will be, ours.”
Then comes a rumble. From the distance they begin to hear a...
dear homestuck fandom,
y’all mothafuckas need jesus.
Homestuck Kickstarter Rewards Giveaway
I got all the paks. Aaaaaaaall of them. And, to be honest, I don’t need all of this stuff, so I figured I might as well give it away. I’ve divided the giveaway loot into 12 minipaks; you can see them and their contents in more detail here.
Eligibility requirements:
You must be willing ...
the moment when you realize homestuck hasn’t ended
the moment when you realize that there won’t be update for the next few months
You want to know how to make the “Gamzee never dies” theory more terrifying?
Equius calls one of the Aradiabots #100502.
There are at least one hundred thousand ways the SGRUB timeline got fucked up, and not ONCE did Gamzee die as a result.
- Hussie:Okay, so there are these kids.
- Hussie:And they play this video game.
- Hussie:And then it causes the world to die and turns their dead relatives into floating prankster game guides and propels them into a dimension where they have their own planets covered in dumb talking salamanders and crocodiles and then they die (no, really, everyone dies) and then they all come back to life again but there's also a lot more dying and floating dream versions of themselves in pajamas which are liable to also die and prophesied stone beds and also did I mention there are these other kids only these kids are trolls and they happen to be the gods and creators of our world and our zodiac comes from them and they live on a planet where there are four kinds of romance and sex is mandatory and involves buckets and instead of parents they are raised by wild animals and they have a version of the hunger games only it happens when they're toddlers and everyone has to do it to live and also DID I MENTION that there's time travel and alternate timelines and omniscient beings with cue balls for heads and oh by the way there's also a whole crew of black and green gangsters based off of the card suits and pool balls who murder each other whilst finding licorice in their hats and ALSO WOW DON'T FORGET the trolls and the kids actually talk to each other because turns out that somehow the kids managed to screw up their game by sending in a superpumped villain that was the result of the prototyping of one of the kids' pet dog which incidentally happened because of one of the trolls so damn whose fault is it really but anyway their successful game turned into ultimate failure haha although it would have been anyway because a mutant troll friendleader gave our universe cancer and did I mention our universe is a frog well anyway they all die too mostly from killing each other, you know the usual cliche death scenes of a blind roleplaying girl with a tongue fetish spearing a one eyed 8itch with butterfly wings and a pirate fetish with her cane sword on the roof of a laboratory floating on a meteor and the overused reanimated glowing fashion vampire chainsawing a genocidal forever alone fish alien on wizard crack in two or even the totes predictable part where the generally stoned and harmless juggalo alien runs out of pie and goes out to murder motherfuckin everybody but lol none of that matters btw because in the end the super intense game plan that one of the kids went grimdark for turned out to be a giant fluke and so instead of fixing the game they ended up hanging out together on an asteroid wrestling each other over capes and drawing penises in smut books and drinking blood coffee while two of the other kids played Ghostbusters MMORPGs on a floating ship shrunk by a narcoleptic furry between two windows in the house of the author who may or may not be dead because WAIT THERE'S MORE turns out there's gonna be a whole new game session with the guardians of the first kids in a reset universe as kids again only surprise surprise this game is doomed too and did we mention that the most serious of these new universe kids is a big Rainbow Dash fan and that another one is a drunken fourteen-year-old who gives pumpkins to a species based off of chess pieces and that by the way the two pairs of them are separated by about four hundred years and that the villain in their world is Betty Crocker and that a sassy big-haired fish alien princess has taken over the world and that the presidents are two juggalos who put everyone into death camps until a badass with a sword kills them both on the roof of the White House and then literally jumps on a skateboard and ollies out into space and that this is all legitimate history to be taken seriously as it actually basically killed off the world?
- Hussie:
- Hussie:
- Hussie:
- Hussie:And also I kiss Rufio from Hook.
[MUFFLED HORRIFIED SHRIEKING AND DESPERATE SOBBING OF THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM NOT EVEN IN THE DISTANCE ANYMORE IT’S RIGHT IN YOUR FUCKING FACE OH MY GOD]
Sweet!! It's a homestuck cosplay giveaway!!
Whoa. What’s this????? It’s a legit as fuck giveaway right here. People actually follow me for my cosplay and shit, and that sort of blows my fucking mind. Therefore, here is a giveaway for you, the awesome people of the internet. And stuff.
What can I win????? You can win a godtier outf...
Listen to all the Homestuck Music your little hearts could ever ask for! Open the tab, sit back, relax and enjoy the pleasant music. It’s automatically set to shuffle through every...
- Homestuck Fandom:We're broke.
- Hussie:Hey, I'm going to m--
- Homestuck Fandom:Here's half a million dollars.
GUYS IT MIGHT NOT JUST BE VRISKA.
WHAT IF YOU ONLY NEED TO WEAR IT BRIEFLY FOR IT TO WORK?
GUYS.
WE MIGHT GET ALL THE TROLLS BACK.
INCLUDING THE ALPHA TROLLS.
Homestuck characters when they get angry
john:
rose:
dave:
jade:
jane:
roxy:
dirk:
jake:
aradia:
tavros:
sollux:
karkat:
nepeta:
kanaya:
terezi:
vriska:
equius:
gamzee:
eridan:
feferi:
damara:
rufioh:
mituna:
kankri:
meulin:
porrim:
latula:
aranea:
horuss:
cronus:
me...
