a man steals a painting from a museum and puts it in the back of his van he drives for three miles before he inevitably slows down and gets out, credit card and empty gas container in hand the police come up and ask him “what are you doing? this is an arrest!” he looks at them and says &...
- me:i'd love to be in a relationship
- *is shown any kind of affection*
- me:yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik
Do you ever see the back and shoulders of a guy and you just