Horoscope - Feb 23 2015
Aries Horoscope(Mar 21 – Apr 19)Your career goals are on your mind today as you process your fears that previously held you back. No matter how much resistance arises from your subconscious, facing your shortcomings is inescapable now. You might try to keep the big picture in mind as you attempt to ...
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Aries - Selfish Prick Taurus - Stubborn Asshole Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore Cancer - Moody Jerk Leo - Egotistical Douchebag Virgo - Neurotic Bitch Libra - Flaky Derelict Scorpio - Obsessive Twat Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard Capricorn -Greedy Emo Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath Pisces - Whiny...
Horoscope - Mar 22 2015
Aries Horoscope(Mar 21 – Apr 19)You are determined to persuade others to join your cause today, but your rationalizations may be more about convincing yourself than anyone else. Consider what you could be taking for granted before announcing your intentions to the world. You might need to change you...
“ARIES: start a new adventure, no matter how big or small. you are walking towards a fresh start. eat your birthday cake with no regrets. TA...”
- The "it" squad:taurus, sagittarius, capricorn
- The "me" squad:pisces, libra, scorpio
- The "you" squad:aries, aquarius, leo
- The "everything" squad:gemini, cancer, virgo
- Aries:Great at helping people with issues.
- Taurus:They're generous and dependable.
- Gemini:They have an amazing creative and imaginative brain.
- Cancer:their style is always adorable
- Leo:their affectionate side, one they dont show to everyone, is incredibly charming.
- Virgo:their humor
- Libra:they're extremely poetic
- Scorpio:their ability to go from 0-100
- pisces:chocolate with nuts
- aries:graveyard shift
- taurus:band geeks
- gemini:ripped pants
- cancer:krusty krab training video
- leo:the camping episode
- virgo:dying for pie
- aries:sword art online
- taurus:attack on titan
- gemini:madoka magica
- cancer:sailor moon crystal
- leo:death note
- virgo:kill la kill
march horoscopes, 2015
aries- remember, sobriety is not just from chemicals. sometimes we need to get sober from peopletaurus- they say home is where the heart is and the bar downtown is not your homegemini- there’s someone waiting for you to stop dressing in secretscancer- it’s okay to say “we can try a...
- Aries:Most Likely To Own A Bookstore
- Taurus:Most Likely To Have A Profession Involving Music
- Gemini:Most Likely To Throw Stupid College Parties
- Cancer:Most Likely To Get Drunk and Then Regret It
- Leo:Most Likely To Crash A Wedding
- Virgo:Most Likely To Cheer You Up
- Libra:Most Likely To Come Out As Gay
- Scorpio:Most Likely To Try Crazy Diets Every Month
“Aries - it’s okay if you learn how to love others before you learn how to love yourself; you are worthy of love whether or not you ...”
The Zodiac Signs and Commitment
Aries Signs: These people are big flirts when they’re single, but once they find that special someone, they’re committed to that person and that person only. If you’re looking to keep them around, keep the relationship fun and exciting. Don’t develop too many routines. Taurus Signs: A Taurus is not...
The signs as Britney with Starbucks
“APRIL HOROSCOPES Aries, survival is worth celebrating. Taurus, it is okay to leave with a different person than the one who brought you he...”
- Aquarius:There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus. Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day.
- Pisces:Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus. You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say.
- Aries:The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon. Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep.
- Taurus:You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep.
- Gemini:Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence. Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancee hurls a javelin through your chest.
- Cancer:The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud. Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test.
- Leo:Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no. Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik.
- Virgo:All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you. Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick.
The Zodiac Signs Sleep Habits
? Aries Zodiac Signs: Aries are a hyperactive sign and tend to have sleeping troubles. Their dreams are often intense and vivid, They find it very hard to wind down at night and ignore the health benefits of good sleep. Slide sleeping is known to improve sleep quality ? Taurus Zodiac Signs: Sleep ca...
- aries:waffle fries
- taurus:baked potato
- cancer:freedom fries
- leo:hash browns
- virgo:curly fries
- libra:sweet potato fries
Being Falling in Love 12 Zodiac Signs
Aries Zodiac: Appetite Loss - All you think about is him or her. Producing more dopamine, you feel little need for food or other basic necessities while floating through each day on a cloud of hope. Taurus Zodiac: Abandon Regular Routines - You may abandon your work or your responsibilities. Your th...