the "is on the verge of tears everyday" squad
cancer, virgo, libra, scorpio, pisces
ARIES: no one wants to be friends with a bully; putting others down to make yourself look bigger will leave you alone at the top. Don’t expect anyone to forgive you for the damage you do. They’re not obligated to.TAURUS: the earth tries to take care of you, but humanity doesn’t bother. Don’t expect ...
In a couple months the summer olympics will start again, thus making gymnastics the most popular sport in the world for a split second and I subsequently ride those coattails with the gays because I tell them I used to be a competitive gymnast and they gag and next thing you know I’m in a pretzel an...
- Taurus, Gemini, CANCER, Virgo, Capricorn, Pisces
The signs as histories of japan
Aries: “we’ve invaded china,” said the mongols. “please respect us, or else we might invade you as well.” “okay,” said japan. so the mongols came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado. but they tried again, and had a nice time fighting with the japanese but then died in a tornado.Taurus: ru...
10 Facts About Libra (Part 1)
The "Always Angry" Squad
- Acts innocent, is innocent:Cancer, Taurus
- Acts innocent, is corrupt:PISCES, Libra
- Acts corrupt, is innocent:Aries, Scorpio, Leo
- Acts corrupt, is corrupt:Sagittarius, Gemini, Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius
Things The Signs Feel That No One Would Typically Expect
(Requested. Check your sun, moon, Saturn, and maybe the ruling sign of the house your sun & Saturn are posited within.)ARIES || self-loathing. Everyone is vulnerable to negative opinions of themselves, but Aries, like Virgos, often have unrealistically high expectations for themselves. When they...
Gets jealous even though they aren't dating that person Squad
LEO, Gemini, Aries, Taurus, Virgo
- Aries:Naive, hopeless optimist
- Taurus:Massive appetite for revenge
- Gemini:Can't properly function in social settings
- Cancer:Gets upset at you for being rightfully mad at them
- Leo:Dies if they're not in the center of attention
- Virgo:Doesn't know how to ask anyone for help
- Libra:Petty and childish
- Scorpio:Still stuck in their Avril Lavigne phase
“I love animals so much if I was rich I would buy a farm”Squad
GEMINI, Virgo, Taurus, Capricorn, Aries
The Best Way To Manage Your Anger & Negative Feelings Based On Your Zodiac Sign
It is no surprise that the fire signs, are passionate, energetic, but when anger overcomes their body, you’re in for big trouble. They’re not the only ones either, soft and sensitive Cancer’s blood literally boils, whereas perfectionist Virgo will explode. Find out how to manage any negative feeling...
THE TWELVE HOUSES
The houses are mathematical points that signify areas of life. The signs of the Zodiac show how the planets express themselves, and the houses show where the planets’ energies are confined to, primarily directed at, or most prominently displayed. They each have a mode, element, and natural ruling si...
- Aries:The movies; keep it simple and don't make it look like you tried too hard
- Taurus:Tourist attraction; pick one most convenient to you and use this as your excuse to end up wandering in and out of various cafes and stores and ultimately ending up in a park or somewhere else where you can both just relax and be comfortable
- Gemini:Outdoor cinema; then suggest leaving early and exploring/doing whatever and utilise this time to just wander around and talk, making it look like a spontaneous/fun decision even though it wasn't
- Cancer:a concert; and then after suggest staying at motel because it's so late, let them know you don't have any ulterior motives and say that you have a random/old pack of uno cards on you and spend the night playing that and rent a romcom movie
- Leo:Bowling; pretend to be off your game (unless you're bad anyway then just be open about being awful at it) and use this time for the getting to know each other questions, which will make them feel more comfortable, once it gets a little tiresome do something more fun like laser tag - which will be made even more fun since the first bit of awkwardness is out of the way.
- Virgo:A nighttime market; one where there will be various, unique and fun stalls.
- Libra:Dinner and a movie; or rather a movie then dinner because Libra's need to get the vibe off of someone before they feel comfortable and love classic romance. Then, at dinner talk about the movie and then slowly lead in to talking about them.
- Scorpio:The beach; simple, natural + the ocean so they'll most likely love it
The “sleeps with the fan on high under a huge warm blanket” squad
Taurus, Gemini, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Cancer, Pisces, Libra
“Si perdonas demasiadas veces, la gente se acostumbra a lastimarte.”
How Each Zodiac Sign Falls in Love
Some of us are patient and vulnerable. We wait until we are positive, we can trust a person, before we allow ourselves to fall in love. While others like Virgo plays it cool. They hate to lose control. And then we have those like Leo, who seldom have trouble finding love. Keep reading to find out wh...
What Kind Of People Are The Signs Most Attracted To
*Check Venus and Descendant tooAries: Aries’ are usually attracted to bold, daring types who never cease to surprise them and show them new things.Taurus: Taurus’ are attracted to people who they can have a substantial conversation with, they enjoy talking about things they find beautiful.Gemini: Ge...