your fuckin horoscope
Aries - Selfish Prick Taurus - Stubborn Asshole Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore Cancer - Moody Jerk Leo - Egotistical Douchebag Virgo - Neurotic Bitch Libra - Flaky Derelict Scorpio - Obsessive Twat Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard Capricorn -Greedy Emo Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath Pisces - Whiny...
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aries: sexually frustrated at everythingtaurus: really nice but dead insidegemini: mostly just hungrycancer: in the closet but not reallyleo: super gay for everyonevirgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyonelibra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your lifescorpio: i’ve ne...
aries: angry bitch taurus: hungry bitch gemini: loud bitch cancer: weird bitch leo: bITCH virgo: quiet bitch libra: indecisive bitch scorpio: bitchy bitch sagittarius: funny bitch capricorn: ambitious bitch aquarius: crazy bitch pisces: sensitive bitch
- Aquarius:jackin it
- Pisces:likes iggy azalea
- Taurus:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Cancer:still listens to psy
- Leo:kony 2012
Trip into demonology
During the 16th century, it was believed that each demon had more strength during a special month of the year. So people born on those moths are influenced by them. Belial in JanuaryLeviathan in FebruarySatan in MarchBelphegor in AprilLucifer in MayBerith in JuneBeelzebub in JulyAstaroth in AugustTh...
SIGNS FROM MOST TO LEAST HETEROSEXUAL
- why you're on tumblr, by zodiac
- aquarius:no friends
- capricorn:afraid of sunlight
- pisces:too big of a weaboo
- aries:too oppressed to go outside
- taurus:allergic to fresh air
- gemini:too lazy to move
- cancer:completely forgotten how to move
“SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPES virgo, actively seek balance. libra, trust these are the right decisions. scorpio, separate fact from feeling. sagitta...”