- Aries Expectation:Fierce ram, will fuck u up, is hella brave
- Aries Reality:Is a sheep with oversized horns and was bullied and is trying to overcompensate
- Taurus Expectation:Loyal bull
- Taurus Reality:Cow that is too lazy to betray you
- Gemini Expectation:Super smart, super intelligent, can and will slay you.
- Gemini Reality:Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month
- Cancer Expectation:Mother bear and reliable and strong
- Cancer Reality:Emotional wreck
the "god/goddess" squad
Capricorn, Taurus, Aries, Libra, Cancer, Virgo
the signs as dogs
aries - siberian huskytaurus - corgigemini - irish settercancer - beagleleo - dalmatianvirgo - labrador retrieverlibra - miniature dachshundscorpio - shiba inusagittarius - rottweilercapricorn - german shepherdaquarius - bernese mountain dogpisces - samoyed
- scary but cute:scorpio, cancer, aries
- nice but rude:leo, libra, gemini
- blunt but shady:sagittarius, aquarius, scorpio
- weird but cool:virgo, pisces, capricorn
- confident but insecure:gemini, leo, capricorn
- friendly but shy:taurus, virgo, cancer
- awkward but smooth:leo, aquarius, aries
- honest but reserved:scorpio, libra, pisces
- Gemini:New friendship
- Cancer:Self confidence
- Libra:Inner peace
- Scorpio:DEATH AND DESTRUCTION OF ALL YOU HOLD DEAR. THE SWALLOWING OF THE SUN BY AN ANCIENT HUNGRY GOD AND A SKY AS BLACK AS YOUR SOUL, SCORPIO. THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THE ABYSS
- Aries:still single
- Taurus:still hungry
- Gemini:still bitchy
- Cancer:still a mess
- Leo:still loud
- Virgo:still tired
- Libra:still broke
- Scorpio:still sad
the signs, first impression/ when you get to know them
Aries: kind, helpful and very confident/ fucking bossy but gets shit doneTaurus: cute, quiet and sweet/ strong minded and a giant shit talkerGemini: funny, loud and annoying/ emotional trainwreck that hides it w/ humorCancer: nice, emotive and happy/ giant nerd that makes bad punsLeo: warm hearted, ...
- Aries:Swimming pools, cold drinks in the summer. Hazy orange-yellow sunsets, passionate kisses. Hair touching, long car rides with friends, watching the sunrise. Long naps, yelling along to music.
- Taurus:Secluded forests, slight breezes that sway tall grass. Long, meaningful text messages, chipped nail polish, the smell of the ocean. Having the music at full volume and drowning out the rest of the world.
- Gemini:Long car rides alone, windows down, loud music. Poetry, typewriter clicks. Laughing so hard your stomach hurts. The color black and navy blue, the smell after the rain. Existentialism, looking at stars.
- Cancer:Long, warm hugs. Hand holding, kept secrets and light-hearted jokes. The color blue, dogs, wild flowers that grow in your backyard. The smell of new books, and the sound of an old piano.
- Leo:Clean sheets, sleeping in late. Sunlight pouring into your room. Stretching, the smell of chocolate chip pancakes. CD's and clothes everywhere, intimacy. Bonfires, exotic beaches, and slightly out-of-tune guitars.
- Virgo:Freckles, musical theatre, live performances. Harmonic singing, late night phone calls. Raspy morning voices, vanilla, and running until you're out of breath. Art museums, dancing, dark circles under your eyes. Foreign countries and languages, dogs.
- Libra:Smiling between kisses, art galleries, paint-stained clothing. The sound of the harp. Graphite, the smell of coffee. Kept promises, swimming, and colliding hugs. Intertwined fingers, cats, crying, and the smell of burning wood in the wintertime.
- Scorpio:Comfortable silence, nature, relaxation, being home. Thinking, being with family, the color green. Intelligence, old books, and the calming hum of a car engine. Camping, imperturbability.
- Aries:Lower college tuition.
- Taurus:Lower college tuition.
- Gemini:Lower college tuition.
- Cancer:Lower college tuition.
- Leo:Lower college tuition.
- Virgo:Lower college tuition.
- Libra:Lower college tuition.
- Scorpio:Lower college tuition.
The ‘Super Hot And Extremely Smart‘ Squad
Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn, and Aquarius
the signs as cat body parts
Aries: fluffy tail Taurus: super tickly whiskers Gemini: pretty eyes Cancer: back lil’ paws Leo: smol tongue Virgo: cute ears Libra: the tum tum Scorpio: smol nose Sagittarius: v soft scruff Capricorn: front lil’ paws Aquarius: super dangerous lil teeth Pisces: v pettable chest
- Aries:Is extremely independent so all they know is to pile way too much pressure on themselves. They end up doubting their own abilities and are often never comforted because they're always perceived as energetic & optimistic.
- Taurus:Everyone depends on them because of their trustworthy demeanour. This means they bear the burden of their own and other peoples issues. Because of their stable nature, changes/natural stress can result in crippling anxiety.
- Gemini:Is determined to keep up their bubbly façade. They try drown their own issues out with good times & long talks so they're never alone with their own thoughts. Nobody knows about the internal identity crisis that is destroying them from the inside out.
- Cancer:Tearing themselves apart trying to decide what they want in life. They dwell on the past and constantly can't decide between their resentments and their fears. Theses contradictions often prove to be too hard to handle and make them prone to breakdowns.
- Leo:Always worried about what the world thinks of them. They hide it well but they are very sensitive to the slightest comments & their ego is insatiable, often requiring them to over-think things and question themselves. Sadly, Leos value their dignity fiercely and will suffer in silence to keep their pride intact.
- Virgo:Their thirst for knowledge and order have them constantly over-analysing every situation. Their brain is always striving for a purpose so without being assured that they are essential to someone, they can be left feeling useless & dejected. Barely anyone can sense their struggles because they are so detached. They appear cold and unapproachable when they are actually afraid of being hurt/rejected.
- Libra:Consistently seeking peace and acceptance. They give themselves endlessly trying to make others happy and in the end are left asking who they really are. Because of this, they lack self-confidence and desperately try complete themselves through the approval of others. They're always tired from trying to prove themselves but just can't will themselves to stop.
- Scorpio:Nearly always misunderstood. This aspect combined with their hesitance to trust leaves them with few people they can confide in. They're very picky with who knows what about them because they feel secure with full control over a situation. When something goes wrong within their plan, they are intensely anxious over the result and keep their strong fear of failure hidden from everyone. They're so bottled up that their emotions can hit them like a brick wall at any point, leaving them broken with nobody to talk to.
- Aries:has a lot of doubts and insecurities caused by pressure they put on themselves to succeed
- Taurus:gets nervous about any change in their life because they fear the unknown and other things they're not use to
- Gemini:hides how moody they're actually feeling because they want everyone to think they're always happy and okay
- Cancer:has a really hard time trusting people
- Leo:needs to be needed 24/7
- Virgo:needs to feel appreciated for all the things they do
- Libra:has a hard time saying 'no' to people
- Scorpio:has a fear of failure
The "Doing the project the night before and it's still better than yours" Squad
Gemini, Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, And Pisces
- Aries:Telling them to calm down, making them feel insignificant, underestimating them, bossing them around, being slow, trying to control them.
- Taurus:Nagging them, saying something and then not following through, being rushed, expecting them to rearrange their schedule for yours, stealing their food.
- Gemini:Ignoring them, not caring about what they have to say, lacking interest when they are discussing something profound, not letting them explain their side of things, being boring, being ignorant, distancing yourself from them.
- Cancer:Being insensitive, giving them the silent treatment, rejecting their love, threatening them, criticizing them, leaving them unsure about where they stand.
- Leo:Lying to them, taking them for granted, talking behind their back, embarrassing them, undermining their authority, not appreciating them.
- Virgo:Touching or moving their things, interrupting them, being stuck up, making them feel unappreciated, looking through their things with out asking, giving them advice they didn't ask for.
- Libra:Pressuring them to make a decision, being disrespectful, generalizing or stereotyping anything, being unfair, making them feel inadequate, not giving them space.
- Scorpio:Making them feel like a second option, giving them reasons to not trust you, dismissing their ideas, calling them out on their shit, getting in their face.
THE TWO TYPES OF EACH SIGN
Aries Type One: Super aggressive, loud, will literally fight everythingAries Type Two: Cute little sunshines but can probably kill you w their bare handsTaurus Type One: Lazy couch potatoTaurus Type Two: Actually Aphrodite the goddessGemini Type One: Two-faced serial killersGemini Type Two: Mood-swi...