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Horoscopes for 2015
aries: gay taurus: super gay gemini: very gay cancer: not straight leo: ultra gay virgo: so gay libra: mega gay scorpio: holy gay batman sagittarius: pretty gay capricorn: ringleader for the gay agenda aquarius: no homo gay pisces: yes homo gay
march horoscopes, 2015
aries- remember, sobriety is not just from chemicals. sometimes we need to get sober from peopletaurus- they say home is where the heart is and the bar downtown is not your homegemini- there’s someone waiting for you to stop dressing in secretscancer- it’s okay to say “we can try a...
What the Ziodacs Fall For
Aries: self confident and risk-taking Taurus: loving and caring Gemini: arrogant and proud Cancer: smart intelligent and witty Leo: one of a kind; unique Virgo: open-minded Libra: the player/heartbreaker Scorpio: emotionless & detached Sagittarius: romantic and attached Capricorn: helpful and ki...
SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPES Virgo, you are the lover who finds everyone at the most crucial time in their lives. Libra, it is impossible not to gr...
Aries - it’s okay if you learn how to love others before you learn how to love yourself; you are worthy of love whether or not you ...
  • Tumblr Aries:HARDCORE !!!!
  • Irl Aries:a fucking whining baby
  • Tumblr Taurus:Strong and Loyal :))
  • Irl Taurus:a mess of a human
  • Tumblr Gemini:Our Enemy
  • Irl Gemini:Our Enemy
  • Tumblr Cancer:sweet and kind and sympathetic :)
  • Irl Cancer:Satan
  • ...
AUGUST HOROSCOPES Leo, allow yourself to take up space. Virgo, do not let others dim your light. Libra, this will bring you strength. Scor...
SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPES virgo, actively seek balance. libra, trust these are the right decisions. scorpio, separate fact from feeling. sagitta...
aquarius, this was not part of the plan. pisces, stop looking for a map in someone else’s mirror. aries, burn your to-do lists. taurus, p...
APRIL HOROSCOPES aries, let him go. taurus, shame is a useless emotion. cancer, do not panic. leo, if you are looking for The Sign, thi...
JUNE HOROSCOPES Gemini, congratulate yourself. Cancer, do not rush for anyone. Leo, now is the time to be brave. Virgo, embrace kindness....
Aries - stop writing to people who don’t deserve it. Taurus - you have spent a year loving people who ask everything of you and ...
Aries - think about the last place you cried; make a point to kiss someone you love in that exact spot. Taurus - you don’t have to wai...
2016 horoscopes!
Aries: Welcome to 2016 Aries, how do you feel? You feel pretty great don’t you? Well good news for you, this month is about to treat you like a prince/princess. Everyone is gonna want to hang out with you constantly, even past friends that you haven’t spoke to in a few months or years! B...
Horoscopes
Aries: quit bein a dick Taurus: eat ice cream my friend it will be okay Gemini: buy more sweaters Cancer: talk less Leo: more selfies Virgo: less selfies Libra: may your eyeliner always match and your eyebrow game always be strong Scorpio: make everyone your minions. U are powerful enough...
DECEMBER HOROSCOPES Sagittarius, it is impossible to make everyone like you and unhealthy to try. Capricorn, stop judging yourself for fee...
Aries - I know you aren’t as kind as you want to be, but if you soften your edges any more it would be too easy to ruin you. Ta...
  • good, angelic, pure:taurus, cancer, leo, virgo, sagittarius, pisces
  • evil & damned to hell:aries, gemini, libra, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius
Horoscope - Mar 22 2015
Aries Horoscope(Mar 21 – Apr 19)You are determined to persuade others to join your cause today, but your rationalizations may be more about convincing yourself than anyone else. Consider what you could be taking for granted before announcing your intentions to the world. You might need to change you...